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Apparently, you can meet some pretty cool people online (who would've thunk?! So without further ado, here are a few tidbits about myself...

I spend my days working as a Social Media director at a nationwide travel agency.

If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...

I am a second-year college student, hoping to major in art history.

Renaissance-era paintings make my heart glow and I would love to one day share my passion with others by becoming an art professor.

Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime! I'm attracted to people who set big goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. I can't stand their smell and don't want to be around smoke all the time. :( Me You: An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Example 4: Goofy and Sarcastic I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...

Example 2: Genuine and Modest Hey there, my name's Dave. Even if your life's dream is to become the world's greatest thumb-wrestler, I totally dig it. (well, only if my mom isn't at home.) During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush.

I'm the type of person who likes to seize opportunities and make the most of every day. Sarcastic, sophisticated, witty, dorky, sensitive and free-spirited. You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous.

Above all else, I value honesty and kindness in a partner, so if you're a genuine person with a lust for life, send me a message! (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a forklift operator.) Example 5: Straightforward and Down-to-Earth I'm a graduate of Texas Christian University, where I majored in Post-Modern Literature. 80% of the time you'll find me with my nose deep in a book (except on Sunday nights from 9 - 10 PM when Breaking Bad is on - GO HEISENBERG! Travelling is also a major passion of mine, and I spend a lot of my free-time planning out future adventures. I have an 18 month old german shepherd named Ringo - he unfortunately lost one of his legs in a car accident, but he's still the cutest thing on the planet!

I would love to travel through South America sometime, especially Argentina. I love animals and hope to meet someone who shares this passion. she knows what she wants out of life and has her finances in check.

She enjoys the outdoors, tries to eats healthy and likes to take a midnight stroll from time-to-time.

) Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made quinoa salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message. My name's Clint, and I'm here to steal your heart (with your permission, of course).

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